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The Malpractice™ Inflatable Surgeon Costume
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Halloween Ready
Order by Oct 12
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One Size
Fits 150–190 cm
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Instant Reaction
Every room, every time
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Inflates with the included fan
Your face is the punchline
Cartoon blood, not real gore
Fits wearers 150–190 cm
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Wear it to the party. If it isn't the costume everyone talks about, contact us and we'll refund you.
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Will it arrive before Halloween?
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Order by Oct 12 to get it before Halloween. Every order ships with tracking emailed the moment it leaves.
Will it fit me?
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One size fits most adults from 150 to 190 cm (4'11" to 6'3"). Your own legs go into the surgeon's trousers and your head and arms come out the front as the patient.
How does it inflate?
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A small battery-powered fan is included. Switch it on and it fills the costume and keeps it puffed up while you wear it.
Is it too gory for kids?
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No. The blood is cartoon-red splatter and a fabric fringe, not realistic gore. It's made to get laughs.
What if I don't love it?
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You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee. Reach us through our contact page and a real person sorts it out.
The Malpractice™ Inflatable Surgeon Costume
Why It Beats Another Store-Bought Costume
Everyone at the party is a cat, a witch or a guy who forgot. You walk in being dragged off by a blood-splattered surgeon, and the whole room loses it before you say a word.
Why It Beats Another Store-Bought Costume
Everyone at the party is a cat, a witch or a guy who forgot. You walk in being dragged off by a blood-splattered surgeon, and the whole room loses it before you say a word.
The Joke Works From Across The Room
A giant surgeon hauling off his patient reads in one look, so you're the costume people point at the second you walk in.
Your Face Is The Punchline
Your real head and arms are the patient. Every scream, flail and 'help me' face you pull is part of the bit.
Blows Up With The Included Fan
Switch on the little battery fan and the surgeon puffs up around you. No sewing, no makeup, no props to carry.
Funny, Not Gory
The blood is cartoon-red splatter and a shredded fabric fringe, so it gets laughs at the office party and the trick-or-treat door.
See It Out In The Wild
House parties, porches, offices and haunted houses. It steals every room.
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The Malpractice By The Numbers
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Characters, One Costume
A deranged surgeon and his very unlucky patient. You only have to wear one outfit.
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cm Max Height
One size fits most adults from 150 to 190 cm (4'11" to 6'3").
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Day Guarantee
Not what you hoped for? Contact us inside 30 days of delivery and we refund you.
* Colours and finish may vary slightly from the photos.
PERFECT FOR
- 🎃 Halloween Parties
- 🏢 Office Costume Contests
- 🍬 Trick-Or-Treat Duty
- 👻 Haunted Houses
- 🩺 Nurse & Doctor Friends
- 📸 Group Costumes
The Malpractice vsA Store-Bought Costume
Same party, completely different reaction.
The Malpractice vsA Store-Bought Costume
Same party, completely different reaction.
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30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Order it, wear it, get dragged around the party in it. If it isn't the costume everyone talks about, contact us inside 30 days and we'll refund you.
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Refund Within 30 Days
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Tracked Shipping
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Order it, wear it, get dragged around the party in it. If it isn't the costume everyone talks about, contact us inside 30 days and we'll refund you.
GET MY MALPRACTICE
Refund Within 30 Days
Real Human Support
Tracked Shipping
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything people ask before they get operated on
Will it get here before Halloween?
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In stock and shipping now, with tracking emailed the moment it leaves. Order by Oct 12 to get it before Halloween.
Does one size really fit me?
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It fits most adults from 150 to 190 cm (4'11" to 6'3").
How do I reach you?
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Through our contact page. A real person replies within 24 hours, Monday to Friday.
What's your refund policy?
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30-day money-back guarantee. Contact us inside 30 days of delivery.
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Get dragged into the party by a deranged surgeon. The Malpractice is an inflatable "carry me" illusion costume: a giant...
$172.00
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